Hey Mini Lich! You crazy undead necromancer you, how the heck are ya doing? I haven't seen you in centuries! You look great! No really, for an ancient undead sorcerer, your skin is nailing it! What are you using to make your complexion so glowy? Drinking a lot of water? Staying away from negative influences? Bathing in the souls of your foolish victims? Oh! Oh.
Measures: 8 W x 7 D x 9.5Hinches.