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I'm a sssssssnake~ and I really wish you would knock before entering. Ugh. Okay, fine, since you're here, do you want to look at my stamp collection? I already licked them all, sorry.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.

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I'm a sssssssnake~ and I really wish you would knock before entering. Ugh. Okay, fine, since you're here, do you want to look at my stamp collection? I already licked them all, sorry.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.