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Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low.

Featuring original ghostly artwork by the queer and rebel art shop, Happy Impulse, these socks are your new uniform for haunting the break room, your couch, or the existential void. “Screw Work” isn’t just a motto—it’s a lifestyle.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.

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Welcome to the Dead Tired Club, where the rent is high and the energy is low.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.