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As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute.

Mushroom optional.

I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.

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As the Archtoad of Hatville, I decree you are worthy of spending a day doing nothing but looking cute.

Mushroom optional.

I understand those don't readily come in sizes appropriate for human seating. Shame.

Fits shoe sizes: Women's 6-14.5, and Men's 4.5-13.